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New year's resolution

Mon Jan 5, 2009, 11:54 PM
I have decided that it is to find a new resolution.

Is It done, or shall the circular logic continue?!

YOU DECIDE

  • Mood: Sarcastic
  • Listening to: Fuck-
  • Reading: ing
  • Watching: kill
  • Playing: me
  • Eating: now
  • Drinking: filler

Fuck you, mom

Thu Nov 6, 2008, 3:31 PM
ME: I'm an Atheist.

CHRISTIAN: So you believe in the Big Bang Theory and Evolution?

ME: I believe Evolution but not the Big Bang Theory.

CHRISTIAN: Then how did we get here then if not by the Big Bang Theory?

ME: I don't really know.

CHRISTIAN: LOL, that's 'cause God made us, silly Atheist!

  • Mood: Sarcastic

ORANGE JUICE

Wed Nov 5, 2008, 8:43 PM
I PISS INTO A GLASS NEXT TO MY BED AND BY MORNING IT HAS TURNED ITSELF INTO A COLD GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE.

I PISS INTO A GLASS NEXT TO MY BED AND BY MORNING IT HAS TURNED ITSELF INTO A CODE GEASS OF LOYALTY



Am I alone?...

No one will ever understand...

  • Mood: Sarcastic

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Mon Oct 27, 2008, 6:01 PM
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  • Mood: Sarcastic
  • Listening to: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • Reading: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • Watching: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • Playing: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • Eating: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • Drinking: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck

Generic

Wed Oct 15, 2008, 8:34 AM
So if I'm so generic, give me something to work on because I can't find anything to do....

  • Mood: Eager

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